i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc
one time I spent almost a whole night vigilantly trying to keep my vegetarian friend from drunkenly deciding to eat chicken but later had to be talked out of piercing my nipples