St. Paul, 6/9
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wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables and sadness
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THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT EVER
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS DUMBASS COMIC FOR A YEAR NOW
I FINALLY FOUND IT
holy shit i can’t breathe
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i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc
one time I spent almost a whole night vigilantly trying to keep my vegetarian friend from drunkenly deciding to eat chicken but later had to be talked out of piercing my nipples
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TAKE ME TO CHURCH ILL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG in thehs hsmineien YOUR LIGHT ILL TELL YOU MY SINS AND you canshsmm mmnnmnm YOUR KNIFE
Lies not light…
my bad.. this is so embarrassing that i only messed up that one line
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Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’.
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me: *goes to the ocean*
me: *grabs a shark*
shark: :O
Follow me im still 20 away from my week’s goal.. I promise i’ll follow back and even promo you
goodnight I’ll follow everyone tomorrow <3
